jungle trudging

when you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she’s never trimmed “there” and you realize that you’ll need a machette to get to your destination. you say “f-ck it” and go anyways.
i’d only seen something with that much hair at the zoo but i was h-rny so i went jungle trudging.

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