Junior Smash
to have s-xual intercourse with someone who is below the legal age of consent. when approaching smashable girls, the males in a group would typically get them in bed by yelling the phrase “we gattt connnndoms”. for the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken, as they have not yet been smashed often enough to be seduced by the previously stated sentence.
example 1
jose: “hey bro you hittin’ up that highschool chick yet?”
alex: “yeaaaahhhh man i junior smashed her all night.”
example 2
for the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken. watch as the male approaches the junior smashes in their natural habit…
jose: “hey ladies….we gaaat caaaaaannnndy!”
jon: “we’re gonna get some junior smashes tonight”
kelly: “i love candy!”
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