to dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and p-ssersby.
“eww…please stop that junk jig for like three seconds and tell me where the bathroom is.
the reason for taking preparatory or precautionary measures. it is something you do just in case a just-in-case situation occurs. it is an answer to a why question to explain something you are doing to prepare for a just-in-case situation. q: “why are you bringing three roles of duct tape?” a: “justincasers” “let me have […]
- lady suede
the soft fuzz on the surface of a woman’s body. especially on her upper, lip, chin and cheek bones. the studio catch her lady suede. can we edit that out?
she is more than i could have ever asked or dreamed for. a wonderful sense of humor that never fails to brighten anyone’s day. she is an amazing cook. has the ability to whip up anything in the kitchen from blueberry pancakes to a cooked to order ribeye. i love her more than she will […]
- jean ripper
a b-n-r so big and hard that you feel like your jeans are gonna get ripped. guy 1: alright, i saw dan’s 19 year old model sister in the shower yesterday, i got such a jean ripper! guy 2: nice one.
holy, light intentioned, valorous the excathedric knight stood only for justice and honor