Junk phone
when you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
dude, i saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. i don’t want to touch your junk phone!
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