junk show
a person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.
i was such a junk show because of my hangover, i couldn’t get anything done.
one who is a complete joke. ie. seriously awful person
sarah is a junkshow.
see junk-show
we could start playing cards if that junk-show travito showed up
pertaining to someone or something that hinders an opperation. someone who does not have thier sh-t together. a scatterbrain, sp-ce caddett, an all out mess
what is with this junk show we have to go get krunk
old head is the biggest junk-show on the plannet
a messy situation; an example of sloppy handiwork; a consequence of poor planning; a gathering that has descended into debauchery and chaos
“dude, you’re about to head out on a river trip and you haven’t packed a lifejacket or nearly enough beer. you’re runnin’ a junkshow!”
or, “the trip was a complete junkshow. by the second day we had gotten into the hard liquor, and by the third day everyone was dancing on the tabletops.”
junkshow: n. when a dude thinks it’s hot to put his d-ck through the fly in his jeans and dance around.
did you see mike perform that total junkshow? what a tool.
janky, janktified, worthless
our janky friend bdef was a total junk-show.
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