Junk Up Front


a special “package” worth sharing, an endowed frontal view
“good junk up front”
a weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
a picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
a s-xual transgression, bare-chest s-xting;
doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
“inappropriate” liaisons, a malicious hack;
he then thought it over and he took it back.
pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
secret conversations, all new technology;
a mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
a “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
damage to -ssess, been six in three years.
an uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
but voters can be certain weiner has good junk up front.

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