junkions


the junkions, a race of junk robots. they are made of rusted scr-ps, ch-ssis bits, manifold parts, and dented odds and ends. a little scatterbrained, they speak in odd-ryming, pieced-together sentences. their words are a junkyard collection of broadcast fragments from t.v. commercials and radio jingles.
stop thief, no welcome wagon h-llo stranger with that good coffee flavor for you, offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by.

you check-in but you don’t check-out.

ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

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