Junknet
the webbing found in swim trunks that keeps your junk from flopping out and scaring kids.
“look at the weird patterns on his sack! his junknet must be too tight!” ~oscar wilde
“last time i wore shorts without a junknet, i was kicked out of darien lake and was asked never to return.” ~gary busey
“his entire wardrobe is made of nothing but junknet! even his f-cking shirts!” ~david bowie on freddie mercury
n. slang
1: the internet 2: any internet content that is an utter waste of one’s time or potential productivity — reminiscent of the ‘b–b tube’ or ‘junk food’; used with ‘the’
get off the junknet now and do some work!
i spent all morning on the junknet just checking status updates and watching funny animal videos.
oh no! i forgot to feed the baby because i was on the junknet!
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