Jupiter Fisted



to get fisted by a woman who shops at lane bryant.
the fat girl walked out of lane bryant and jupiter fisted me right in the -ss with her m-ssive paw.
fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.
erin: “i got jupiter fisted last night, i almost died”

mitch: “you have to be careful with the jupiter fisting, i had a friend that died”

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