jupiter gas


when an extremely fat person’s natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. no exaggeration..

natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
– found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers -ss
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans -ss that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with jupiter gas.

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