Jurassic Joel


to be a ‘jur-ssic’ joel, your darts skills must far out strip those of other darts players, 180’s must come as naturally to you as missing the board comes to lesser players.

it is not uncommon for a jur-ssic joel to also be excellent at basketball and a sublime cook.
i just got jur-ssic joel’ed!!

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