Jurgle
gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. the jurgle is known for not only being m-ssive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.
lee’s jurgle was so m-ssive, it ate my b-tchin’ ninja turtle without even chewing.
lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
oh sh-t, i forgot a pencil for my big test…lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
to laugh at something internally or on the inside; i.e. to laugh at something you read or saw on the internet
when i first saw the star wars kid, i jurgled. now that is old and trite.
mozilla firefox’s new built-in spellchecker doesn’t recognize jurgle. it’s a word i tell you. you know you just jurgled.
the sound of a stomach sloshing, mostly liquid rather than solid growling like a dog barking.
when my wife goes running, she complains about how her stomach jurgles so loudly other runners stare at her.
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