Jury Duty
an interruption to your daily life courtesy of the american legal system.
a chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. a day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. a time where you actually don’t want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.
a chance to see what kind of murderous sc-m, mel sachs, esq. to the famous will take on when he isn’t working on mike tyson.
january 21st was a wasted day in my life waiting around the rockland county ny courthouse.
a hand/bl-w j-b you get from a girl who is reluctant to do so, but you convince to do anyway
dude, that was a sick jury duty you pulled on that hoe last night!
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