just a diet coke
what you hear every sunday when working at the mcdonald’s drive-thu in utah. such a request comes from any mormon who needs their holy juice after a good ‘ol zion sabbath day. not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, diet c-ke is a great way to be pure in the sight of god while enjoying the fullness of times. make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly h-llo when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.
can’t have any coffee? no problem: just a diet c-ke;
less caffeine, more blessings.
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