Just Fucking Shoot Me
this is an expression of extreme frustration. synonymous with f-ck and t-ts
or a strong negative response to a suggestion. synonymous with h-ll no and over my dead body as well as f-ck that.
or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-i can’t f-cking do this sh-t
2-…
1-just f-cking shoot me
or…
1-want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-just f-cking shoot me.
or…(if on death row in oklahoma)
1-for your crimes your life will be taken. how would you like the great state of oklahoma to take your life? lethal injection, electric chair, firing squad?
2-just f-cking shoot me
1-sweet, that’s my favorite. i’m a backward f-ck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. we also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. if only we could keep up with those sick f-cks in texas and virginia.
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