Justice Squadry Tarzan
a s-xual act performed in a tree. a man has doggy style s-x with his woman while in a tree. right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans -ss, then when she turns around to see wtf is going on he hits her in the head with a coconu
a bunch of gangstas who will flip ya for real and not even give a slop
the justice squad would be out dispensing justice if they weren’t all so f-ckin lazy and drunk.
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tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.
i was banging this fine -ss stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so i banged her and shoved a banana up her -ss right before i came. when she turned around to see what the h-ll was going on, i hit her in the head with a coconut.
i suprised that b-tch with an angry tarzan.
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