the act of justifying why you f-ck-d someone that you probably shouldn’t have…
for justif-ckation, i only slept with him because we had a game of put-put riding on it, and i lost.
just wear that s-xy wicked wetsuit for underwater trans atlantic transport to qatar me: what should i wear? you: jwtswwfutattq, oh baby.
- liquid protein diet
swallowing enough s-m-n to be able to subsist solely on that intake. kevin’s eyes widened dramatically when he saw stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she’d quit weight watcher’s to try the liquid protein diet instead.
- liquid v**gr*
a shot of tequila chased with a shot of whiskey yo, dave made me this chronic new drink its called liquid v–gr-. jagermeister and redbull drink mmmmmmmmmmm liquid v–gr-s get me all kids of f-ck-d up
the laugh out loud response to something that is not only funny but weird, strange, crazy, or creepy as well friend – what are you up to? -looking at the news, actually -there’s a lot of weird stuff friend – like what? -i’m reading an article about this nigerian guy with 86 wives friend – […]
- loaded shotgun
like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside. “yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun.”