Justin Bieber
the male equiv for a c-nt.
did y’all see what that guy just did? that was low.. what a justinbieber…
a 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn’t hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called “one time” where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.the truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater f-ggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, and naked brothers band.
hey that song sounds like a dying cat
naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
the reason why i don’t listen to modern day music.
1. he hasn’t hit p-b-rty.
2. he’s 15 year old that sings about love. (how f-cking original.)
3. he is only loved for his looks.
4. his fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (i can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. his teenage fans have no idea on what real dinging talent is. they hear whatever is on the radio, (obviously justin) and then think that’s the ‘cool’ new thing that everyone needs, until there’s another teenage f-ggot released with more of the same sh-t.
6. he’s the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren’t getting a f-cking chance.
7. terrible lyrics. absolutely no meaning other than “ooh baby, i love you, ooh, you’re my one and only love”. sh-t.
jb fan: omg did you hear the new justin bieber song?? he is so hawt and talented!!
me: the kid has pretty much no talent. having looks doesn’t mean you’re good at making music. -puts on headphones and blares free bird and stairway to heaven-
disgrace to canada.
annoying fan: omg, canada’s teen pop sensation, justin bieber is soooooo f-cking s-xy.
me: the music scene of canada has lost all credibility.
1) 15 year old p-ssy who looks like hes 11 and sounds like a little girl singing. this queer gives a bad name to hip hop and rap music instead he should stick to christian music or just stop singing at all cause he has no talent at all.
2) dip sh-t c-nt f-cker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly bad-ss? h-ll no.
dumhbsh-t girl: omg i love justin hes so hot and such a good singer
any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb f-g who looks like hes 11.
metal head: who the f-ck is justin bieber?
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
justin bieber is gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
“yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!”
canada’s new offensive tactic towards the us.
the united states started the war by launching secret weapon #1: miley cyrus singing “can’t be tamed”
canada responded by sending justin bieber to turn americans into “belieber” zombies.
the us, getting desperate, destroys canada with rebecca black’s song, friday.
we are currently awaiting canada’s next explosive with great fear.
←
Read Also:
- Kamryn
athletic, fun, dirty minded, t-rd-bucket girl who is two faced. a happy, rainbows and unicorns dork who’s never met a stranger. and the dark sided sn-b. it’s not shocking to find this strange adopted creature with a chainsaw. you just pulled a kamryn she seems like a kamryn to me beautiful, intelligent and kind. the […]
- Kaziwa
kaziwa means dawn. it is prettiest name in the entire world, so much so that definithing didn’t have an entry until now because it was too much for definithing to handle. kaziwa is an amazing person.
- Keyboard Touretts
when you’re in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever. lars: “i competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!” jerry: “oh no man, looks like you’ve got keyboard touretts”
- Lars Bendik
lars bendik is a norwegian male name where “lars” means “lard -rs-” and “bendik” (pr-n bend d-ck) means bent d-ck. this is also where the phrase “åssen henger’n?” comes from, meaning “how does it hang”, refering to the male genitalia. lars bendik asked the prost-tute for money
- Leeno
this is a very special person who has small ears, usually. they have rly cool tastes in music, style and friends. they typically don’t give a f-ck about an oxford comma, and tend to stress about facial features that only appear large to them. they’re so quirky!!!1!! usually come from the mid west, so naturally, […]