Lars Bendik


lars bendik is a norwegian male name where “lars” means “lard -rs-” and “bendik” (pr-n bend d-ck) means bent d-ck. this is also where the phrase “åssen henger’n?” comes from, meaning “how does it hang”, refering to the male genitalia.
lars bendik asked the prost-tute for money

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