Justin Hamilton
name given to a marine, usually a corporal, in his young twenties with a serious of medical conditions. most notably a shoulder that breaks with any movement. do not expect any hamilton’s to be physically fit for any exercise or training. hamilton’s should be issued life alert’s since they have a tendency to fall unexpectedly and become helpless due to injuries.
pvt: sgt, i just got a phone call from the new marine.
sgt: you mean justin hamilton?
pvt: yes sgt, apparently he fell in the his barracks shower and cant get up.
sgt: what a t-rd.
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