juul god
someone who never leaves home without their juul. they rip the juul on the daily because the juul is their religion; rumor has it that they prefer juuling over breathing oxygen.
normie: “why do you have to rip the juul 24/7?”
juul god: *rips juul “because i’m a juul god, b-tch.”
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