northumbrian spasm
when you’re midway through a s-xual act and you’re about to -j-c-l-t-, however, to prolong your s-xual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
barry: oh my god i totally ended up having a northumbrian spasm last night!
carl: ah man! i bet it went everywhere!
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