juvid
the type of academic, usually jewish, who gets aroused by physical theories over s-xual intercourse with human females, but not more than with detritivores.
person 1: mate the theory of planetary evolution is pretty sweet
a juvid: yeah man, nearly spaffed my pants over that bad boy. going to finish it up by sucking on a sea cuc-mber.
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