JWNHLF


an alien child that goes mrow, owns a sp-ceship, and goes out with a girl with a mouse in her hair, who bobs when she walks.
a: is that a plane?
b: uhh, no.
a: is it a bird? :s
b: uhh, no dumb-ss. it’s jwnhlf in his new sp-ceship.
2 more definitions
acronymic term for “jake with non-human-like features”.
often used to describe someone with a physical or mental feature which is unusal for a human.
a: who’s that over there?
b: i dunno, he looks like jwnhlf!
an alien, attempting to be a human.
he bobs when he walks.
he has seven green d-cks.
he fancies sarah.
he says ‘mrow!’.
he shares a brain with lefteri.
he has hovering jackii.
he owns a sp-ce ship.
he has green blood.
he says ‘nyaa!’
his braces are connected to his sp-ce ship.
child: mommy! that kid looks like an alien!
mom: shh, don’t look at it!
jwnhlf: mroooooow!
child: :'(!!!

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