Jynessa
a charming and s-xy lady, who is kind to all.. until you f-ck with her or her best friend. if that’s the case, you’d better know how to run fast cause she a bad -ss b-tch that you don’t wanna mess wit. real talk. she’s beautiful inside and out, she just doesn’t realize it, but one day she will.
she tends to call ahead before she shows up anywhere, but sometimes you just don’t know when she’s comin’.
girl 1: “who’s that girl over there!? i didn’t invite her!”
girl 2: “must be a jynessa!”
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