K-mark
how white trash and rednecks say the name for the slowly failing discount store, k-mart. some black people also pr-nounce it this way.
jeb: where’d jethro go?
brandi: he went to buy some cheetos at the k-mark.
(noun) a person that gets suspended for having 18 bottles of liquor in their car at school.
person 1: i have beer in my trunk
person 2: dont let peggy know, or you’ll be a k-marks
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