k-mart board


cheap–ss $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. every skate poser in the world owns one.
skate poser: hey check out my board!
skater: what brand is it?
poser: i don’t know.
skater: is it a k-mart board?
poser: yeah.
skater: f-g..

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