K. O. B. O.


the subunit of the nigerian currency naira. 100 kobos are equal to 1 naira.
“good afternoon madam, and congratulations, you have won 1 million kobos, in our weekly lottery draw, all we require are your bank details to transfer you the monies”

“ok… how much is 1 million kobos, in sterling?”

“let me just check that for you madam… and it is… 4 pounds and 31 pence”

“…………..”
king of b-tch outs; p-ssying out big time.
you p-ss-ed out of getting with that girl! she was all over you!
k. o. b. o.!
a h-m- who likes pho, and has a masters in ceramics.

usually one of the top 10 most hilarious people you’ve met.
that guy who was the the ceramics show last weekend? he’s a total ko bo.
a guy that is smoking hot in his teenage years then turns onto a lump of ugly sh-t the second he hits 20. he is also usually a paint sniffing meth addict, and an exreme man wh-r-!

– this definition also applies to females. only the term is koba instead of kobo
katy: i remember this guy that i dated in high school…. ahh d-mn he was hot!
jessica: whatever happened to him? is he dead or something?
katy: no its nothing like that. he just got really f-cking ugly one summer! he turned into a major kobo so i dumped him!
jessica: ohhh that’s harsh!
katy: no that’s just anybodies reaction to a kobo.
a type of s-x position where you twirl the girl upside down with your fingers and poke her eyes with your p-n-s. “the kobo”
as mariah gets twirled around, james takes his d-ck out and positions her for the kobo

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