K.O.Q.


knitting on nyquil. this should be avoided by all elderly women who think it’s hip to knit on the q. it can cause severe mis-knits and cramp granny’s fingers. knitting on the q, in some cases, cause dimensia as well as a belief that the user is on the martha stewert show. if you notice mis-knits in grandma’s christmas sweater or birthday blanket, please confront her about it immediately for this is a serious matter.
hey johnny, check out this sick sweater my grandma made for me!

dude, there are some serious mis-knits in that sweater. i think your grandma might be k.o.q.

nnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!
alternate spelling of “c-ck”. used when you’re playing those arcade games and you set a high score and it asks you to enter your name but using only three letters (and presumably the other variants are already taken).
jim: i just set this way high score on time crisis 4, now to enter my name…sh-t, “c-k”, “coc”, “coq”, “kok”, and “koc” are taken.

joe: dude, try “koq”.

jim: good idea.

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