k-scale
a rating scale for s-xual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best s-x of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you’d feel the same if you just went home and m-st-rb-t-d, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
friend: yo k, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?
k: yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
friend: why unfortunately?
k: ugh, i knew she wasn’t going to be really positive on the k-scale, but when i saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
friend: dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
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