K.Y.P


ackronym for keep you posted

see also: kmp —> keep me posted
girl: “hey what are the plans for tonight?”
friend: “not 100% sure yet but i’ll kyp”
girl: “okay, sounds good!”
know your place!!!!!
he/she must k.y.p before i show them!!
“know your place” said to people who are lesser than you and attempt to challenge your dominance.
(john sits in sam’s seat)
sam: uh, john i think that’s my seat.
john: no its not. its a common seat!
sam: no.
john: it doesn’t have your name on it!
sam: john, kyp.
(john stands up and finds a new seat)
a fat slob, who wishes to be a woman, so he grows his “man b–bs” to enormous grotesque sizes. a person with over 8 nipples. someone with diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. someone with a very tiny p-n-s, or lack of a p-n-s. also known to have stripper moms. may have terrets.
if you don’t stop porking fat chicks named suarez and eating twinkies all day people are going to think you are a kyp.

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