Kabitch


a total wh-r- who likes to steal boyfriends. usually the girl’s name should begin with “ka”.
tim: hey man what do you think about kathryn?
josh: i don’t know, all i know is that she is a total kab-tch when it comes to men, especially with people across state.
to strike (with a limb or errant object) a living being with such force they become your b-tch. a ka b-tch must be undisputed and decisive and is usually accompanied by a cry of “ka-biitch!!!” once one is ka b-tch’d he or she must return the favor in order to undo their status, though usually one who is ka b-tch’d they will be so conf-ckulated they won’t have the ability or the memory to do so.
tim: why’s that guy winding up a swing toward that old man’s head with a life-sized budda statue?

man: “ka-biiitch!!!”

tim: good g-dd-mn! he just got ka b-tch’d! that’s old -ss man’s head is f-cked!!!

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