KABOBfest

an amalgamation of pseudo-bohemian, kuffiyeh wearing, proto-typical non-conformists who identify as being either arab or muslim-friendly within a post-9-11 context and sit around all day competing for that one moment of self aggrandizing glory in which they seemingly hog the intellectual spotlight within pointless, shallow conversations related to middle east affairs just to temporarily fulfill an insatiable thirst for appearing knowledgeable. these types of people are often found in cafés checking their facebook profiles on laptop computers and blogging about nothing terribly important.
look at those dirty activists wearing $95 designer che guevara t-shirts, they’re such a kabobfest!
a group of unique, educated individuals, with independent and autonomous viewpoints, brought together with an informed p-ssion about issues pertaining to the middle east and the arab diaspora, and frequently subjected to racist attacks by dishonest and intellectually inferior people unable to address their message (thus resorting to attacking the messenger).
that kabobfest was maliciously accused of supporting o.b.l. by a sad and lonely programmer.
a gathering where there the male/female ratio is inordinately skewed male. like a sausage fest but more mediterranean.
karl: how was that new moroccan mint tea bar you went to yesterday?
brad: the mint tea was minty but it was a total kabob fest.
brant: i had the lamb.
tim: ha!
eating lots of camel meat at one sitting, while pontificating about sand.
the desert nomads gathered together for the weekly kabobfest.
o.b.l. fanclub members who like to blame america and israel for everything!
the president of iran is such a kabobfest, it is so annoying.