kabowsers

although ‘kabowser’ is traditionally the colloquial term used to describe a particularly horrible pair of light blue silky running shorts, the term is wide enough to also encomp-ss shorts of varying shades of colour and style.

wearing a pair of shorts in public when you are not exercising is called ‘committing a kabowser’ and shopping for a pair of running shorts to wear on your next night out on the town is called ‘kabowser browsing.’

while they are not solely linked to one particular s-xual orientation they have been particularly popular in 2006 with young h-m-s-xual males who have caught onto the idea of wearing kabowsers in the hope of maybe getting lucky. where this trend has yet to prove successful as phones can disappear and whatnot.

the origin of the word ‘kabowser’ is relatively unknown but could be attributed to a certain speech and drama teacher from 1999.

one of the hottest ways to wear the kabowser is with a naked torso. the definition of ‘hot’ however does depend on personal taste of course.
“hey man, this trance music is really bangin’ aint it?!”
“yeah man, do you wanna dance for a bit?”
“why do you ask, is it because i am at a rave and wearing my kabowsers?”
“right you are.”
a pair of silky running shorts, most commonly worn by discerning gentlemen keen to show off their aggots. usually seen in a sky blue tone, they also come in the design of this season’s most fasionable colours: purple mushroom and mudchute brown. most effectively worn with aggots creeping out the sides of the ‘shorter than shorts’.
bystanders in the vauxhall area of often warned to keep indoors until the hours of 7am, as ‘kabowser trouser’ is often seen prowling during the early daylight hours. kabowsers are a highly sought after accessory in 2006, and have been featured in the parto pride fashion festival, may 2006 (london).
“wowsers! are they shorts or trousers?”
‘they are are neither shorts or trousers. they are kabowsers’.