kadunk
the rendering of a person unconscious unexpectedly by a clubbing blow to the back of the neck or head, generally caused by a blunt object being swung at a person.
“jon walked around the corner and got kadunked by luke.”
a replacement for f-ck, sh-t and d-mn.
you: ah! ka-dunk!
buddy: what’s wrong?
you : i forgot my wallet at the resteraunt.
the act of receiving a bl-wj-b while taking a sh-t
suzie gave me a kadunk and paid for it with the smell of her life!!
to b-tt heads gently, generally with a young toddler
“jedi, do kadunk!” and the toddler knows to gently b-mp heads with you.
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