kagel
an exercised preformed by the repeated contracting of the v-g-n-l muscles in order to strengthen them to improve s-xual performance.
ever since i started doing kagels i can’t use tampons anymore.
an exercise used to keep the pelvic floor in good working condition to maximise the enjoyment of an aging woman’s intimate encounters…to ensure a good grip even at the most advanced of ages.
she did kagels on a daily basis to keep her snapper in good shape
extremely over confident , syncronized swimmer who thinks hes black
kagel smells funny like poo from the garbage
the mating of closely related individuals, as cousins, sire-daughter, brother-sister, or self-fertilized plants, which tends to increase the number of individuals that are h-m-zygous for a trait and therefore increases the appearance of recessive traits.
omg! travis looks like his family tree doesn’t split…he’s definatley a product of kageling.
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