KAHN!
the girl that burps out loud, announces everything like it wasn’t personal and is kick–ss on the drums. she is curious, funny, has the most amazing natural talent in the world and she loves rugby and pizza and beer. she has bad–ss street credit and is a geek in disguise. she’s the kinda chick that started driving at age eleven, smoking at twelve and going to parties at thirteen, but at the same time got the school princ-p-l’s award and the top student of the year. amazingly musical, great in bed and just all-round awesome. the best girlfriend you’ll ever have. seriously.
dude 1: “omg man guess what!”
dude 2: “what?”
dude 1: “i finally got kahn!”
dude 2: “aw congrats man! that girl is such a babe!”
the name of an vile enemy in the original star trek series. you usually use it after getting like really mad and blame someone. this is what william shatner did on the t.v. show family guy. (and if you think this definition sucks, make a better one!)
somebody stole my car! kahn!
another definition? bellowing scream of rage also used by george in a seinfeld. for that matter shatner (as kirk) used it in a star trek movie in response to being abandoned by kahn (played by riccardo montalbahn).
kahn! pr-nounced as, “kahhhhhhnnnnnn…..!” in a shattering call rising from the depths of despair.
when a guy f-cks a girl so hard she walks bow legged for a week
she got a kahn so bad she’s gonna walk like that the rest of her life.
a phrase generally yelled loudly, such as with kaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn! most common misspelling of khan and khaaaaaaaaaan! in reference to khan noonien singh of star trek “sp-ce seed” and star trek ii: the wrath of khan fame and shatner!kirk’s most famous bellow from the depths of regula.
every time nero said “spock!” in the last movie someone yelled kahn!
the act of guiding a fart through the air to strategically coerce your friends or enemies into smelling your fart. typically used in social gatherings and modern warfare.
ben: what is that smell?
justin: i didn’t fart did you?
ben: no. i think we just got kahned by stephanie upwind.
stephanie (upwind) : haha! yaneve!
a real musical affiliated guy, usually plays guitar and sings with it to make girl’s hearts melt. also plays piano and drums and will become famous in the music industry. he is also very attractive and a hit with the ladies.
that guy is a kahn. trey songz is a kahn
jewish word for “frontal wipe”
“did you just frontal wipe your -ss?” – guy 1
“you mean did i kahn?” – guy 2
“yeah, exactly” – guy 1
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