kaija
a latvian girls’ name meaning beautiul white seabird. typically girls with this name live in latvia, finland, estonia, lithuania, or other european countries. sometimes misspelled as kaya, meaning weed/the bob marley song.
that latvian girl kaija has a tiger mouth and an exotic name, and she loves that song “kaya”
1 more definition
1. a hybrid of a good study girl and crazy party girl. worries about what people think of her, but really shouldn’t since she’s too cool to concern her self with that sh-t. loves to get high and then read great literary masterpieces. is extremely proficient at giving -ssholes the stink eye. has a strange affinity for socks, things that start with the letter q, keychains and herbal tea.
2. a swedish furniture store that is the knockoff version of ikea. only stocks unique, yet useless, household items that are surprisingly well-priced.
3. a strain of weed that makes the user want to examine the intricacies of native american philosophy.
1. guy 1: hey, did you here what kaija did this weekend?
guy 2: yeah, i heard she raged all friday, then on sat-rday she dropped acid and went to the jane eyre seminar.
2. husband: dammit, why can’t we just go to ikea instead of this place?
wife: because where else can i find an umbrella rack patterned with a beatles collage and colorful rhinestones for
only 8.99?!
3. stoner: dude, i smoked some kaija last night, man i was so high i talked with my roommate for 4 hours about the merits of oral tradition and the implications of the land as an extension of the human soul.
c-kehead: thatsoundssoboringwhywouldyouwanttodothat?
stoner: you disgust me.
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