Kaijafied


named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, kaija cheyne. to “kaijafy” something, one shouts in a low voice, “kaijafieddd” after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.
statement: “dude, that mcchicken was sooo dry, i’d rather eat my grandma.”

onlooker: “…kaijafieddd…”

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