Kaisermiser


to wipe your b-lls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your p-b-s.
i gave that dude a kaisermiser! he duffed me in the face.. but he still ate my p-b-s!

Read Also:

  • Fire Mission

    1) the annoying thing the afatds says when data is sent. 2) a call for fire (artillery) despite being the oldest forms of area fire, arty is still an effective means of illumination, suppressing, screening and destroying a target of opportunity in a quick and timely means with variations in sh-ll and fuze combinations. also […]

  • leegstra

    dude that sit behind you in law. kidney’s are usually bleeding. sup leegstra, hows those kidney’s? stop pullin my hair you b-tch

  • Re-pubing

    is when a man who has already gone through p-b-rty, physically goes through p-b-rty again. (loses pubic hair and then grows it back, voice begins to crack again, has a bad case of acne, awkward around girls). likened in nature to the molting patterns of the bird known as the male indigo bunting or the […]

  • legalrexia

    a nutritional affliction that plagues law school students (specifically, those who work full time and go to school at night), especially during their first year. often, it involves going copious amounts of time without proper nutrition, and sometimes even starving in order to finish homework -ssignments balanced with maintaining a household. on extreme occasions, symptoms […]

  • clabber cod

    a person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can’t do anything correctly. that dude is such a clabber cod, i bet he has a hard time wipeing his own -ss!


Disclaimer: Kaisermiser definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.