kal
a touhg guy who manage it all and don’t give a f-ck. a kal is able to do things, many other men do not dare. if you can corner a trailer backwards, drink more than your friends or gets womens attention in every room you enter you are probably a kal.
hey troels, look a that guy doing a wheelie. he is such a kal.
(after performing a wheelie the kal will most likely get laid)
a term used in a book series by david eddings, meaning king and god.
a leader with godlike power and/or arrogance.
all hail kal yoshika
in the growing (and hip!) knitting community, it means “knit along,” which is when multiple knitters make the same project at the same time which is both fun and helpful to each other. crocheting has one too: cal
i am part of the jeanie shawl kal.
#knitting #along #crocheting #community #together
k.a.l. stands for krazy -ss latinos. its a local gang that used to be pretty bad -ss but now are a bunch of crackhead deadbeat dad motherf-ckers! all they do is gang up and snitch on each other cause they suck!
f-ck k.a.l. they are a bunch of crackhead deadbeat dads!
#kal #krazy -ss latinos #k.a.l #crazy -ss latinos #f-ck!
an extremely rare feminine name that appeared out in the 21st century. no one knows how or why it came to be, but anywho. it can be described as an individual whose awesomeness grants serenity and world peace to the people on earth. kal’s tend to remind everyone that they are always there to help them. there are a few kal’s on the planet and if you discover one, be prepared to give your utmost respect.
today a woman carried 10 people out of a burning airplane just before it was shot to sh-t. her name was kal people. remember it.
#ka #feminine #name #kal #awesome
the name stanford gives to cal (uc-berkeley), as part of the stanfurd-kal rivalry.
considering both inst-tutions supposedly contain brilliant minds, why can neither of them spell the name of the other?
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