Kalakolchiki


russian slang, meaning ‘little bells’ ; ask your chick to take a dump and instead of wiping her -ss, to spread the sh-t into her rug, let it dry till it -ssumes a crispy consistency and then pluck out the bits with your teeth, one by one.
‘so, do you guys practice the kalakolchiki?’
‘once in a week, its too sour’
‘yeah i kept it up untill i got toncilitis’
‘ah… d-mn son’

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