Kalama, Washington


a very small town filled with so many f-cking stoners that the high school has a drug dog at it ever week. although, many of the students are self-claimed jesus freaks that go to church because they think its the “cool” thing to do, although, they usually just got get drunk or have s-x after, except for a few who really are jesus-freaks. not to mention they only go on wednesdays to youth group and neglect the fact that sunday is the real day to celebrate g-d. if you go to kalama, then it usually means that your education sucks. the majority are r-t-rds and many go on to drop out, especially the vast quant-ty of emo’s that pro-create within the halls. also, the cl-ss of 2010 seemed to have never heard of condoms before since at least 5 girls that year graduated with kids. although, that trend is continuing on with all the girls, including the majority of 14 year olds who are ending up pregnant, or at least saying they are. not to mention all the bipolar crazy b-tches that go there, watch or or you may get one, the are often darker skinned. that should narrow it down considering it is mainly a town full of white people. typically, your are going to deal with stuck up christian rich kids, druggies up the -ss, emo f-gs or simply some rednecks. h-ll the majority of the town wears romeos. and the majority of the girls are dirty sl-ts, and the guys are straight up -sshole manwh-r-s. so i guess it all fits together right?
f-ck it’s those kalama, washington b-tches again. oh g-d.

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