Kalan
a person who thinks that their name will never be on urban dictionary, but is grossly mistaken…
“man, that guy is such a kalan… he doesn’t think his name is on urban dictionary, but it really is!”
a short guy with brown hair. kalans can be very annoying, and crazy. a kalan is very romantic and will do almost anything for the lucky girl that can call him her boyfriend. a kalan is an amazing person and thinks of others before himself. he is smart, cute, funny, and will cheer you up when you are feeling sad. a kalan can put a smile on your face on your worst days.
girl: omg who’s that guy over there?
boy: oh him? thats kalan
girl: is he single?
boy: no he apparently has the “best girlfriend ever”
my gorgeous little boy! xx
kalan is a beautiful boy!
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