Kalanadian
a canadian fan of the second canadian idol, kalan porter. kalanadians are extremely obsessive over their idol and have probably lost friends because of their addiction to all things kalan.
the kalanadians are more obsessed with kalan than the claymates are with clay.
a canadaian fan of kalan porter.
kalan porter
i am 100% kalanadian!
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