one of the most attractive guys you’ll ever meet. sweet and caring and can always make you laugh. has the biggest heart and isn’t afraid to stand up to people and to do what’s right.
have you met kalayo?
yeah he’s amazing !!
person s-xually attracted to xylophones or some form of percussion type instruments dan didn’t believe his dad was a xylophile, until he found his collection of xylophones.
- floodgate fart
the fart you have right before you take a sh-t. usually when you’re popping a squat this occurs or when you’re situated on the toilet i was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.
*slamming my head against the wall* “dude, you study for that trig test?” “smhatw i forgot” “smhatw you are annoying”
- borrow her lip gloss
kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. as j.k. rowling put it in her harry potter books; snogging. see also: pash yeah bro, she totally let me borrow her lip gloss after our first date.
a chair that is composed of fruit and horsepower brighty is a presipie