kale chip ass


(adj.) one of the most unattainable cl-ssifications of booty to achieve; the cl-ssification of -sses that vegetarians and vegans possess. a beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an -ss above possible omnivorous standards
d-mn she thicc, she got a kale chip -ss.

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