Kalen


kalen – one of the s-xiest girls out there. the s-xiness of a kalen may sneak up on you unexpectedly, and once it does there is no escaping it. kalen’s tend to have wonderful personalities, a sense of humor that is dark and a little off beat, and eyes that can see right into your soul. a true kalen is a rare creature, and must be treasured once she is found. many men want a kalen, but only a few are lucky enough to have her. kalen’s tend to be a tad on the shy side, but are always open to new ideas and experiences.in bed, kalen’s are fantastic and p-ssionate lovers and need the same back, or they will leave. other girls are intimated by kalen’s as well they should be.
man, i’m so in love with kalen, but she’s with someone else.

kalen is the one for me, but how can i win her heart?
the monster under your bed
oh my g-d look out for that kalen!!!!!
the strong silent type. he is quiet, shy and sometimes bashful around others. he is cute, sensitive and emotional when compared to other men. however, he is also has great physical strength even though he may be small in stature. kalen has few physical fears. he is often the first to attempt something completely new or try to do what others have failed at before. kalen is very artistic, even at a young age. he finds beauty in nature, enjoys being outdoors and loves animals.
1) did you see kalen’s newest oil painting? its wonderful.

2) kalen could crawl months before his peers.
where to begin! kalen will be the girl that only certain guys like but if your one of those guys then you are head over boots in love! she’s got eyes like no other and her humor is just the best! she’s shyish and quite but has a lot to say. she’s got that smile like no other but she is hard to get!
man kalen so cute
means “beloved”. has the same meaning as david from a biblical standpoint. usually a girls name, but can also be a boys name with a variation of spelling.
kalen is a beautiful girl.
kalon is a handsome boy.
when you sneeze after eating some nasty -ss cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your michael jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose sh-t and everyone leaves the table. and then this stupid -ss arab doesn’t get that someones shirt just got 9/11’d on with boogies.
dude, holy sh-t! john just kalen’d!
the kind that shoots marshmallow gun b-lls at a target on its closet.
woah! did you see that kalen shoot the marshmallow gun!

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