Kali Johnson


a blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. a really sweet and loving girl who will never ever disappoint you in anyway! a girl who is really good at s-x and has a perfect set of br–sts! she is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. she is one of the most beautiful girls i know and guys should do anything for a kali in there life!
guy: “hey guess who i’m dating?!”

guy 2: “kali johnson?”

guy: “yeah! :d”

guy 2: “dude, you’re so lucky!”

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