Kali-Ma
1. hindi for mother kali, the hindu g-ddess of time and change.
2. an alias of apocalypse, the immortal mutant warlord found in marvel comics.
3. the effect that an indian ex-wife has on your credit after co-signing on a car with her. also the effect on your heart when she leaves you. a reference to the famous scene in “indiana jones and the temple of doom” where mola ram tears out a man’s heart.
1. devotees of kali also refer to her as “kali-ma”.
2. during “the fall of the mutants” storyline apocalypse revealed he was in fact thousands of years old and he has been worshiped as numerous ent-ties, including set and kali-ma.
3. man 1: “did you hear what happened to steve?”
man 2: “nah man what?”
man 1: his wife shivanni left him awhile back, took the car and hasn’t paid on it.”
man 2: “n-gg-! steve got kali-ma’d!”
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